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Discussions => General LongDrivers Forum => Topic started by: TheDoctor on July 20, 2017, 10:53:44 AM

Title: Who is the fastest right NOW.
Post by: TheDoctor on July 20, 2017, 10:53:44 AM
Seems like Glenn Wilson Jr. had that title last year at world's.  Is it still him?  and yes I know there are no ss/bs trophies, I'm just curious as to what people think.
Title: Re: Who is the fastest right NOW.
Post by: Orion on July 20, 2017, 04:41:39 PM
If I had to name a few people who are really fast right now aside from some of the usual suspects that we have seen for years now it would be Mitch Grassing, Scott Kalamar, Ryan Dougan, Curtis Urnezius, Josh Cassaday and Mark Costello.

All of these guys can really move the club but one guy holds the record for fastest combined swing, that is back swing, forward swing and recoil... Kyle Berkshire.  Michael Knox is a close second.
Title: Re: Who is the fastest right NOW.
Post by: jfk on July 22, 2017, 07:59:23 AM
I have a friend who claims the world record for the fastest jump up from a toilet seat..

mind you i'm not convinced, I suspect an illegal tail wind..

something definately smells ;-)
Title: Re: Who is the fastest right NOW.
Post by: TheDoctor on July 24, 2017, 01:06:29 PM
thanks JFK, for your solid input into this thread.    your friend farted and got off the toilet if I'm not mistaken.  pictures or it didn't happen......... but seriously you should kayak down the Niagara river.
Title: Re: Who is the fastest right NOW.
Post by: SMT on July 24, 2017, 01:40:26 PM
thanks JFK, for your solid input into this thread.    your friend farted and got off the toilet if I'm not mistaken.  pictures or it didn't happen......... but seriously you should kayak down the Niagara river.

Because this thread is just THAT important.

Soon to be followed by more thought provoking and "deep" threads such as....


Who is tallest right now?

Who is best dressed?

Who drives the oldest car?

Who has the most orange golf balls in their bag?

Who has the most visors in the rear window of their car?

Who still lives in their parent's basement?

Who hasn't paid their taxes for the past three years?

Who broke a shoelace this summer?

Who has Art Sellinger's autograph?

Who has NOT claimed to be a long drive Champion?

Who does not collect logo golf balls from courses the play?

Anyone drive for Uber?

Who's mom has created a scrap book of their longdrive escapades?

What type of sunscreen do you prefer?

Who has never attended a PGA show begging for free //XXX//?

Who considers themselves a professional athlete?

Who believes that they should get free golf because they are a longdriver?


Title: Re: Who is the fastest right NOW.
Post by: jfk on July 24, 2017, 09:00:39 PM
Doctor

you kindof missed my point,  SMT was on track, I just think the d*ck measuring is pointless.

love and peace and big cuddles, JFK  :-)
Title: Re: Who is the fastest right NOW.
Post by: Bama.drew on July 29, 2017, 10:45:31 PM
Prob James or Wilson both have recorded 225+ ballspeed as of late
Title: Re: Who is the fastest right NOW.
Post by: beasty on July 30, 2017, 06:49:33 AM
thanks JFK, for your solid input into this thread.    your friend farted and got off the toilet if I'm not mistaken.  pictures or it didn't happen......... but seriously you should kayak down the Niagara river.

Because this thread is just THAT important.

Soon to be followed by more thought provoking and "deep" threads such as....


Who is tallest right now?
MIKE DOBBYN

Who is best dressed?
BOBBY WILSON
Who drives the oldest car?
SMT

Who has the most orange golf balls in their bag?
VOLVIK

Who has the most visors in the rear window of their car?
FRANK VISORATELI

Who still lives in their parent's basement?
MOST PROS WHO NEVER WON A BEAN

Who hasn't paid their taxes for the past three years?
GOLF CHANNEL  ;D

Who broke a shoelace this summer?
NO ONE AND I WOULD LIKE TO THANK OUR SHOELACE SPONSOR FOR MAKING SUCH A FINE PRODUCT

Who has Art Sellinger's autograph?
I DO, ITS ON EBAY STARTING BID .01 NO RESERVE

Who has NOT claimed to be a long drive Champion?
I THINK IT IS MANDATORY

Who does not collect logo golf balls from courses the play?
MY MUM

Anyone drive for Uber?
LOADS OF PEOPLE, NOT ME THOUGH

Who's mom has created a scrap book of their longdrive escapades?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lz-ihW8RXSM

What type of sunscreen do you prefer?
I AM SO FAST I DODGE THAT //XXX//ER

Who has never attended a PGA show begging for free //XXX//?
NOT YET, GOING TO THE NEXT ONE

Who considers themselves a professional athlete?
I JUST ATE A MASSIVE CAKE, NOT ME

Who believes that they should get free golf because they are a longdriver?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RijB8wnJCN0

 :o :o