So, I ask the clerk...........

[Geekoman]

...and let me have 3 tickets for each lottery.

He says(in broken English):  Which lottery?

I say:  3 tickets in both lotteries!

He says:  But which lottery?

I say:  Look, 3 dollars for 3 tickets in each lottery for a total of $6.00!

He says:  Nothing..he looks bewildered...(meantime...the people behind me are now laughing)

I say:  I pull out 6 1 dollar bills and separate them on the counter in 2 groups of 3 each.  I then commence to say..."3 tickets on Mega and 3 tickets on Super Lottery"

He says:  But you need 6 more $ to get 3 on each one!  (At that point the people behind me are rolling on the floor naturally)

I say:  NO....Who's on First!  I then pick up the money and leave....(now you know one of those tickets I didn't get is going to hit!!!)

What happened to English speaking people?  Do they only hire non-english speaking people for Drive Thru Windows and as 7/11 Clerks?

[pgaloom]

Geek, the government gives grants to them (non-english speaking/understanding) to open the business...opportunity! (they should offer grants for them to learn English first, but Dems won't pass the bill making English our Official language.

Bad part is, we could get those grants too, but we don't!

And we wonder why our country is being over-run...

Loom

[PGW]

Kinda like what a comedian I heard says about the call in customer service places-
You call and it prompts you to 'press one for english' so...you do-
Then someone comes on and you can't understand a word they are saying because they speak broken english themselves-one of the most frustrating things ever

[PGW]

sort of like Neil's most frustrating "tbings" ever.

fixed it-smart ass-!
hope it snows on Friday for ya up there! lol
blackberry buttons are tiny and cant find my glasses so I can find my bi-focals
hope alls well Gary!

[sdmfjoe5150]

Pedro has been trying to become a citizen of the USA for several years now. He is at the last phase of this process and has to pass one final test. The Naturalization Officer instructs Pedro to use the words Yello, Pink, and Green in a sentence then he can be an American citizen. Pedro grins widely because he knows he can do this no problemo. Still cheesing widely he says the following:

De phone goes green green green, I pink it up and say, "Yellow, dis Pedro!"

[xxsethxx]

you let me know how to get ne of their loans and i will be all over it.100000 at 1% over 70 years ehh 600 a month. im on it

[bom]

thanks neil. great reply. heading to the range today. first time. high- low 70's. see ya.